Well, the Volkswagen Family Reunion is next weekend, and I was going to to make some spiffy decals for Herbie (a totally original name for my white '72 Super Beetle), but on way to the art store to get supplies for said decals (and for some art commissions too!) a texting teenager smashed my decal dreams, as well as my poor car. Herb is 42-years-old and has never been in a wreck before now as far as I know.
Anyway, as I heal my achy body and await the verdict on Herbie, I will write down some of the unspoken rules collectively adhered to by Volkswagen owners. My mom passed Herbie on to me about six years ago, and in that time I have learned much of the unspoken code, but I am sure there is still much more for me to learn. If I've missed anything in my list, please let me know in the comments!
ASIDE: Surprisingly, it is hard to find animated VW .gifs (I must make some I guess), so I apologize for the static appearance of this post!
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The Unspoken Rules of owning an older VW model:
1: You must always wave, or otherwise acknowledge another VW driver
2: You must be more enthusiastic if they are driving the same type of car as you (example: 2 buses passing, or 2 bugs).
3: If you come to a stop near a VW of the same type, you must roll down your windows, and make small talk until the light forces you to leave.
4: If you happen to talk to another VW owner, you must start the conversation with: "What year?"
5. If you meet someone who owns a similar car, you must compare lists of recent repairs to see how many are the same.
6: If you are talking to a Super Beetle owner you must ask if they have experienced the "Super Beetle Shake".
7: If you see a VW in a parking lot you MUST park as near to it as possible. Since VW drivers prefer to stay away from the fray, there is usually a space adjacent.
8: If you are about to leave a parking lot, and you notice another VW has parked next to you, you must leave a love note on their windshield.
9:You must wave at children who wave at you (as long as it is safe to do so, and your attention on the road is uncompromised).
10: If a New Bug owner waves at you, you must wave at them, and encourage them, for they will be joining your ranks eventually. If they ignore you, it is alright to ignore them. They must not want to be true Beetle owners.
11: You must have fun driving your VW at all times!
Well, that's all for my list at the moment! Being a part of the club and owning an old VW really is a fun experience. One that I hope to continue for many years. Please keep your fingers crossed for my Herbie!
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